( 14 hours ago) · Jul 31,2014 → 726,679 notes

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft, via surprisebitch)

( 15 hours ago) · Jul 31,2014 → 191,431 notes

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: bisexualblackwidow, via flawsofthetwentyfirstcentury)

I am not comfortable
in my own skin;
But I am trying
to be. Damn it,
I am trying to be.
(via c0ntemplations)

(via dsfkldhljkg)

( 15 hours ago) · Jul 31,2014 → 172,965 notes


just reminding everyone i have an ask box

(via dulect)

( 15 hours ago) · Jul 31,2014 → 34,790 notes




when a bitch is being shady and ur hunty offers to drag ha but youre like


Is this fucking english

look at this huntyphobia

(via dulect)


This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name
( 18 hours ago) · Jul 31,2014 → 177,022 notes
( 18 hours ago) · Jul 31,2014 → 244,110 notes
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
( 18 hours ago) · Jul 31,2014 → 376,324 notes
Bae: babe come over
Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: I literally just put them in the oven