( 2 days ago) · Aug 30,2014 → 181,092 notes

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via flawsofthetwentyfirstcentury)

( 2 days ago) · Aug 29,2014 → 470,431 notes

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: soulgems, via fuckyeahloldemort)

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK
satlva:

Brah
extremehomestuckshipping:

these are the billboard signs I’d like to see while driving instead of Viagra or some shit
agentsofcracked:

my time has come
( 2 days ago) · Aug 29,2014 → 759,208 notes

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

(Source: flecked, via iwontletyoubethedeath0fme)

mrsvpool:

Yes.
( 3 days ago) · Aug 29,2014 → 154,961 notes

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
image

(Source: sassyabrahamlincoln, via surprisebitch)

( 3 days ago) · Aug 28,2014 → 30,183 notes