calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.


IM FUCKGIN CRYING
( 3 days ago) · Oct 18,2014 → 1,187,296 notes

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

(Source: cybergirlfriend, via dulect)

( 3 days ago) · Oct 18,2014 → 408,367 notes

helloradness:

Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras

(Source: gaydicks420, via dulect)

tainted-sins:

B&w sad blog *trigger warning*
stunningpicture:

Was playing around with my camera and some broken glass, and I captured this. (OC)
( 3 days ago) · Oct 18,2014 → 679,299 notes

steampanic:

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

image

(Source: kul5ara, via twospookyheartsnowheretorun)

( 3 days ago) · Oct 18,2014 → 146,893 notes

officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

(via liftyourvoiceshigh)

embersilence:

raidendark:

themoonphase:

thecutestofthecute:

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

I will reblog this until the day I die

my heART

I wish they could be domesticated

This is too precious.
( 5 days ago) · Oct 15,2014 → 535,736 notes

otterboxes:

don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

(via tainted-sins)

sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'
mystic-crystal-revelation:


Lighters of the Vietnam War


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#bruh